【短片】Jaden Williams - The Majority Are Red
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Red Guy: Oh, look. Most of those circles are red.
Blue Guy: Whoa, you owe that blue circle an apology.
Red Guy: What, why?
Blue Guy: There's a blue one right there.
Red Guy: Yeah?
Blue Guy: Right there, bottom right.
Red Guy: I see it.
Blue Guy: So why would you say that?
Red Guy: Say what?
Blue Guy: That they're red.
Red Guy: Most of them are red.
Blue Guy: But that one's blue.
Red Guy: Correct. We agree.
Blue Guy: No, we don't.
Red Guy: What are we disagreeing on?
Blue Guy: The blue one!
Red Guy: I agree that it's blue!
Blue Guy: Okay, so you're changing your answer.
Red Guy: No!
Blue Guy: It's fine. People make mistakes.
紅先生：喔，你看。大部分的圓圈都是紅色的。
藍先生：哇，你應該向那個藍色的圓圈道歉。
紅先生：什麼？為什麼？
藍先生：就在那裡，有一個藍色的。
紅先生：是嗎？
藍先生：就在那裡，右下角。
紅先生：我看到了。
藍先生：所以你為什麼要說那樣？
紅先生：說什麼？
藍先生：說它們都是紅色的。
紅先生：大部分都是紅色的。
藍先生：但是那個是藍色的。
紅先生：沒錯。我們同意了。
藍先生：不，我們沒有。
紅先生：我們在爭論什麼？
藍先生：那個藍色的！
紅先生：我同意它是藍色的！
藍先生：好吧，所以你正在改變你的答案。
紅先生：不是的！
藍先生：沒關係。人們都會犯錯。
Red Guy: There's a dozen circles. Eleven of them are red. One is blue. That means most of them
are red.Blue Guy: According to who?
Red Guy: Numbers?
Blue Guy: You counted them.
Red Guy: Yes!
Blue Guy: Including all of them?
Red Guy: Yes!
Blue Guy: Including the blue ones?
Red Guy: specially the blue ones.
Blue Guy: And you're still saying red.
Red Guy: Mostly red.
Blue Guy: You keep adding "mostly."
Red Guy: It was in my first sentence!
Blue Guy: You don't have to yell because I found something.
Red Guy: You didn't find anything. It's a blue circle in a white background. It's not hiding.
Blue Guy: Then why didn't you mention it?
Red Guy: I did! By saying "most"!
Blue Guy: That's a weird way to say "blue."
紅先生：有十二個圓圈。其中十一顆是紅色的，一顆是藍色的。這意味著大部分都是紅色的。
藍先生：根據誰說的？
紅先生：數字？
藍先生：你數了它們。
紅先生：是的！
藍先生：包括所有的嗎？
紅先生：是的！
藍先生：包括藍色的嗎？
紅先生：特別是藍色的。
藍先生：而且你還是說紅色。
紅先生：大部分是紅色的。
藍先生：你一直加上「大部分」。
紅先生：這在我的第一句話裡就已經有了！
藍先生：你不需要大聲嚷嚷，因為我發現了一些東西。
紅先生：你什麼都沒發現。那只是個藍色的圓圈在白色的背景下。它沒有躲藏。
藍先生：那麼為什麼你沒有提到它？
紅先生：我提到了！我說了「大部分」！
藍先生：這是一個很奇怪的說「藍色」的方式。
Red Guy: Okay. What does "most" mean to you?
Blue Guy: The majority.
Red Guy: Great. And which color is the majority?
Blue Guy: Here? I wouldn't want to disregard any color.
Red Guy: Oh my gosh, that wasn't the question. It was about which color is showing up the most.
Blue Guy: You can't just ignore evidence because you don't like it.
Red Guy: I've acknowledged that blue circle more than my own check engine light.
Blue Guy: And yet you won't talk about it.
Red Guy: It's all we've been talking about.
紅先生：好吧。對你來說，「大部分」是什麼意思？
藍先生：多數。
紅先生：很好。那麼哪種顏色是多數？
藍先生：在這裡？我不想忽略任何一種顏色。
紅先生：天啊，那不是問題。這是關於哪種顏色出現的最多。
藍先生：你不能因為你不喜歡證據就忽視它。
紅先生：我已經比我的引擎故障燈更關注那個藍色的圓圈了。
藍先生：但你還是不談論它。
紅先生：我們一直在討論這個。
Blue Guy: I didn't want to resort to this, but...
Red Guy: What?
Blue Guy: I went to school for blue things, and that certainly is the color blue.
Red Guy: I don't even know what that means.
Blue Guy: Count on one, two, three, four years.
Red Guy: Studying blue?
Blue Guy: Well, the first two years were general colors, then I specialized.
Red Guy: Listen, I'm not questioning whether you know what blue is.
Blue Guy: Good, because I have $80,000 in student loans that say I do.
Red Guy: You paid $80,000 to identify a color?
Blue Guy: I analyze.
Red Guy: And I agree with your analysis. That circle is blue, and the majority are red.
Blue Guy: Did you go to college?
Red Guy: You don't need a degree to understand most.
Blue Guy: That's usually what people without degrees say.
Red Guy: I'm going to explode.
藍先生：我不想走到這一步，但是...
紅先生：什麼？
藍先生：我去上過關於藍色東西的課程，而且那當然是藍色的。
紅先生：我甚至不知道那是什麼意思。
藍先生：學習了整整一、二、三、四年。
紅先生：研究藍色？
藍先生：嗯，前兩年是通用的顏色，然後我就專門研究。
紅先生：聽著，我不是在質疑你是否知道什麼是藍色。
藍先生：很好，因為我有八萬美元的學生貸款證明我確實知道。
紅先生：你花了八萬美元來辨識一種顏色？
藍先生：我在分析。
紅先生：而且我同意你的分析。那個圓圈是藍色的，而且大部分是紅色的。
藍先生：你去過大學嗎？
紅先生：不需要學位就能理解「大部分」。
藍先生：這通常是沒有學位的人會說的話。
紅先生：我要爆炸了。
Blue Guy: You understand that ignoring the blue is a form of prejudice, right?
Red Guy: Are you serious? I'm not ignoring it.
Blue Guy: Then why are you so focused on red?
Red Guy: Because my whole claim is that most of them are red.
Blue Guy: So blue doesn't matter because there's only one.
Red Guy: When did I say it didn't matter?
Blue Guy: You didn't have to.
Red Guy: Apparently I don't need to say anything. You've got my whole side covered.
藍先生：你明白忽略藍色是一種偏見，對吧？
紅先生：你是認真的嗎？我沒有忽略它。
藍先生：那麼為什麼你這麼關注紅色？
紅先生：因為我的全部主張是大部分都是紅色的。
藍先生：所以藍色不重要，因為只有一個。
紅先生：什麼時候我說它不重要？
藍先生：你不需要說。
紅先生：顯然我不需要說任何話。你已經完全代表了我的立場。
Blue Guy: Have you considered how it feels to be surrounded by all that red?
Red Guy: No!
Blue Guy: Exactly.
Red Guy: Because I haven't considered how any of the circles feel.
Blue Guy: Oh, so you treat them all the same?
Red Guy: Yes.
Blue Guy: Then why did you separate them by color?
Red Guy: What is happening?
Blue Guy: And reduce blue to a statistic.
Red Guy: The red ones are also a statistic!
Blue Guy: Yeah, and they've monopolized the map.
Red Guy: Who hurt you?
Blue Guy: You're getting very defensive for someone who claims they support the blue.
藍先生：你考慮過被所有紅色包圍是什麼感覺嗎？
紅先生：沒有！
藍先生：沒錯。
紅先生：因為我根本沒有考慮過任何一個圓圈的感受。
藍先生：喔，所以你把他們都當成一樣的東西？
紅先生：是的。
藍先生：那麼為什麼你要根據顏色將它們區分開來？
紅先生：發生了什麼事？
藍先生：而且把藍色簡化為一個統計數字。
紅先生：紅色那些也是統計數字！
藍先生：是的，而且它們已經壟斷了地圖。
紅先生：誰傷害你了？
藍先生：你作為聲稱自己支持藍色的某人，卻變得非常有戒心。
Red Guy: Who's supporting? Was it running for Congress?
I don't give a rat's about the red.
I don't give a rat's about the blue.
I'm looking at 12 circles, and I'm telling you what color 11 of them are.
I don't think red is better. I don't think blue is better.
I said most! One word!
And somehow I'm standing here defending my character against a bunch of polka dots!
You want to talk about blue? Fine! It's there! It counts! It's a part of the total!Listen, you can care about something.
You can care about something deeply.
But that feeling doesn't tell you how many blue circles there are.
We still have to count.
11 red circles don't make the blue one worthless.
One blue circle doesn't make the other 11 disappear.
Both things can be true, and neither one has to make us hate each other...Green Guy: Yo, I'm not seeing a lot of green in here-
Red Guy: Son of a-
紅先生：誰在支援？是參選國會嗎？
我根本不在乎紅色。
我根本不在乎藍色。
我只是在看12個圓圈，而且我告訴你其中11個是什麼顏色。
我不認為紅色更好。我不認為藍色更好。
我說的是「大部分」！一個詞！
但不知為何，我現在在這裡為自己的人格辯護，面對一堆圓點！
你想談論藍色的嗎？好吧！它就在那裡！它算數！它是整體的一部分！
聽著，你可以關心某件事情。
你可以非常深切地關心某件事情。
但這種感覺並不能告訴你有多少個藍色的圓圈。
我們仍然需要計算。
11個紅色的圓圈並不讓藍色的圓圈變得一文不值。
一個藍色的圓圈並沒有讓其他的11個消失。
這兩種情況都可能是真的，而且其中任何一種都不需要讓我們互相憎恨…
綠先生：唷，我這裡沒有看到很多綠色—
紅先生：混蛋—