新聞☉在美國，萬聖節遊戲，將全面改變成為，獲得一顆子彈

911，美國，九月11歲男子遭受槍擊，事件成為他人生的最後一個萬聖節。
他的表弟艱難的扛著他的身軀如同搶救雷恩大兵，
艱難在沒有任何援助的美國現代休士頓大街上爬行。

或許是因為他的膚色，美國過去總統感慨。

In the United States, Halloween "trick and treat" will be completely transformed into "get a bullet."

On September , an 9 11-year-old man was shot in the United States.
This incident became his last Halloween.

His cousin struggled to carry his body, as if Saving Private Ryan,
as he struggled to crawl through the streets of 
modern Houston, America, without any assistance.

Perhaps because of his skin color, a former US president lamented.

美國之前的總統，可能改信民族主義希特勒，在地下室建立祕密的膜拜活動。
顯然，在其他社會方方面面，造成不小影響，

8小時以前，9月10號，一名男童在家中搜出大量槍枝，
13歲男子遭受警方逮捕，至今我們無法了解，
這麼多槍枝，至少有二十多把，
每一支長得都像狙擊槍，將被男子拿到校園中展示。

我的天，一名婦女表示。這些男孩就是無法接受沒有派對的日子。

另一名女士則認為:上帝保佑，
希望他沒有受到以前總統利用，用一包裝滿精子的保險套射向他的眼睛。

然而我們的雷恩大兵沒能通過心臟檢測儀考驗，

願他心靈平安。

Previous US presidents may have converted to nationalist Hitlerism,
establishing secret cults in basements.

Clearly, this has had a significant impact on other aspects of society.

Eight hours ago, on September 10th,
a boy's home was searched for a large number of guns.

The 13-year-old boy was arrested by police. 

We still don't understand how many guns there were.
At least twenty of them.
Each one looked like a sniper rifle. 
The boy will display them on campus.

My God, a woman said.
These boys just can't handle a day without parties. 

Another woman commented: "God bless him.
I hope he wasn't exploited by a former president 
and shot in the eye with a condom filled with sperm."

But our soldier Ryan failed the heart monitor test.
May he rest in peace.

新聞來源:
cnn 9/10 13歲男童擁有大量槍枝
cnn 9/04 11歲男孩喪命